MrBlowfly

I think our public transport system is a rip off, yes I do; see…I buy a two hour ticket but I only use a portion of the time I paid for. I spend 15 minutes, on the tram, to travel to the city and 15 minutes to get back… the rest of the time was ticking away while I was shopping.

Now with 15 minutes left on my Met ticket, I realise I should have bought an all day ticket, but I didn’t know I was gonna enjoy shopping so much and lose track of time did I? Alas I don’t wanna pay for another two hour ticket just to get home so I rush to a tram stop to get home - is this good for business here in Melbourne?

Is legal to implement a system that continues to charge us and does not stop timing the journey when we get off the tram, bus or train? I feel it’s not fair… no wonder why soooo many people don’t buy tickets; I feel sorry for them - shame on the Met! Shame shame shame! I wish some fancy pants lawyer would fight the system… what a name he/she would make for themselves if they won. I’m paying too much for a ticket, the Met should offer to mow my lawn.

They (the Met) should have a ticket where a sweet fellow like me can zip on when I get on and zip off when I when I fffff get off.

Hey! Another thing… why don’t any females sit near me? I dress ok…I use after shave ..etc; I’ll leave that for another time. Stay tuned for the next episode of “The ugly, lonely stranger on the tram; the man with hansen’s disease”.